Once
upon a time there was a really good beer. We’ll call it Modelo.
Now even really good beers sometimes need marketing partners, and
Modelo was no exception. But one by one, marketing partners fell
by the wayside, foiled by the powerful BATF. You see, the powerful
BATF keeps an ever watchful eye on all beers and who they partner
with. Prince Charming-type partners don’t grow on trees.
Enter the
fairy marketing and matchmaking agency, haehnel stewart. Haehnel
stewart knew the rules and all the ins and outs of beer marketing
and matchmaking. And haehnel stewart knew just the right partner.
Not too big, not too small. Not too rich, not too poor. Nope, this
partner was just right. The partner was beef. The National Cattleman’s
Beef Council, that is.
Beef and beer
was a match made in marketing heaven. Beef loved it’s new presence
in the beer aisle, and Modelo found a new lovely home in the much-prized
real estate of the cold meat case. But happiest of all were the townspeople
of the eastern 25 states. The Modelo/Beef marriage made it easier
than ever for them to enjoy their favorite cuts while sipping their
new favorite beer. To this day, townsfolk happily tell and retell
the tender tale of beer meets grill.
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